How To Behave After Sex


THE LOVE STORY: How To Behave After Sex
The following recommendations come from a leading sex expert. If you’re guilty of doing even ONE of these, you risk being thrown out of bed and sent to the living room couch!

• DON’T mention other women.
• DON’T criticize.
• DON’T talk about the big presentation you have to give tomorrow.
• DON’T attempt sex while she’s asleep.
• DON’T push her head down. You wouldn’t like it, would you?
• DON’T ask why she’s taking so long.
• DON’T put her in ludicrous positions.  Even if they are in the Kama Sutra!
• DON’T ask her if she came. If you can’t figure it out, don’t ask.
• DON’T scratch yourself, belch or fart.
• DON’T ask if you’re bigger and better than her other boyfriends. Do you really want to know?
• DON’T fall asleep after 10 seconds.
• DON’T jump in the shower right after… unless you bring her with you.DON’T make her sleep in the wet spot. Be fair and take turns.
• DON’T say “I love you” — Unless you mean it.